A night in Paris

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myfindsoftheday: Tmz play to much #ctfu #hangtime...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:58:47 -0400

myfindsoftheday:

Tmz play to much #ctfu #hangtime #pigsinablanket #icant #lol

thebbcisslowlykillingme: meulins-choice-ass: whodoyouthinkyourefooling: funfreacksnc: babyferalig...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:58:12 -0400

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

sluttyoliveoil: shavingryansprivates: extra slutty olive oil heard you were talking shit

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:58:01 -0400

sluttyoliveoil:

shavingryansprivates:

extra slutty olive oil

heard you were talking shit

-lostinthem00d: the-potter-tardis: thingsthatlooklikeellie: gr...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:56:58 -0400

-lostinthem00d:

the-potter-tardis:

thingsthatlooklikeellie:

greeneyesnblueskies:

tattooed-veins:

thelegendofbri:

the little one runs straight into a tree. so fucking cute.

holy fuck. i think i have elephant feels.

He was texting

Go home Elephant, you’re trunk.

Everyone on this website…

omfg awh

justdilla: onyourbagel: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:56:26 -0400

justdilla:

onyourbagel:

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig hosting Saturday Night Live.

Goddesses of Comedy.

lolzpicx: Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:56:10 -0400

lolzpicx:

Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.

lampsarepeopletoo: i read this whole thing in an elderly asian...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:56:05 -0400

lampsarepeopletoo:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

10thousand-broken-promises: Hello, you beautiful new song,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:55:45 -0400

10thousand-broken-promises:

Hello, you beautiful new song, you.♥

Permanent Stain - Backstreet Boys

emmyc: danieltflynn: Nice to see you too, dog. o m g

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:54:57 -0400

emmyc:

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

o m g

theotheryang: theinnocenceleft: lights-of-antarctica: the-libe...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:53:46 -0400

theotheryang:

theinnocenceleft:

lights-of-antarctica:

the-liberty-republican:

solanumtoxicity:

chernobylkinsmen:

myplannedparenthood:

emtabet:

Birth Control 101 by *TomPreston

So, is this close to the truth now, do you think?

Yep.

The irony, of course, is that the same people who think this way tend to want women to be good only for sex. There’s no winning.

Y’know, I never thought I’d reblog a comic by Tom Preston of all people, but this comic and its commentary are pretty much accurate.

Damn, America. You cray.

Most principled conservatives, and any libertarian does not want to pay for your birth control because it is an assault on liberty to be paying for your personal decisions. I don’t care why you take birth control, and personally I think it does many great things (as well as some bad ones) it’s simply wrong for my taxes to be going towards funding you because I don’t have a say in the matter and it is far outside the scope of proper government. They don’t want to pay for someone else’s birth control; they don’t want to pay for someone else’s viagra; they don’t wan’t to pay for any of someone else’s lifestyle choices. It has nothing to do with sex or hating sluts or women. It’s simply just wrong to force someone to fund your life.

I don’t want to pay for war. We’re gonna end up paying for things we don’t want to. That’s inevitable. Might as well make it for the good of civilians and not Congress. Besides, a woman should not be punished for having a womb.

If we’re going to talk about things people have no say in and have to pay taxes for, then, uh… *pulls out scroll that rolls until it reaches Juarez*

It’s always strange to me how the people terrified of government “tyranny” are the same people who want to defund everything but the police,military, and prison industrial complex.
Firemen, education, welfare,healthcare=back sliding into tyranny
But
War, over funded military, and bloated prison system=freedom?
Makes sense.

canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:50:51 -0400

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

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kiddwaynejohnson: studying

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:46:27 -0400

kiddwaynejohnson:

studying

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Fri, 17 May 2013 17:45:50 -0400

planetvalium: A gathering of pregnant men.

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:45:38 -0400

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

thepinkqueen: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:45:10 -0400

thepinkqueen:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

finalblessing: will smith everybody

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:41:17 -0400

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

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